House For Sale

Working for a living is awful tiring. And if I were to actually engage in the consulting services I mentioned on the last post, there would be other hazards as well. Maybe it would be easier to just sell the house and leave. Three years ago, one of the guys here offered me $15,000 and I turned him down. It was too soon after the fire-bombs were thrown, and I would have felt like I was running away. With hindsight though, I can now see that it would have been a good deal to make.

In the past three years, I have put a lot of time and money into the house. Although I know that what I spent in the past is really irrelevant to what I can expect to get for it today, I’d still like to get a decent price. But people aren’t going to pay a lot just because a house looks pretty. In this tough economy everybody demands real value. And then it occurred to me, all the improvements I have made here in recent years might actually appeal to a certain group of people.

My home has a very defensive nature to it now, and I’m thinking that it would be the perfect place to put a police sub-station after they move out of Creighton Ave. Of course, if they’re not interested, I can think of a few others who might be. So I made up this little flyer to hand out.

Note: This post is satirical in nature and should not be construed as an actual offer to sell a house or as an enticement for people to sell candy or any other goods.