Two radical terrorists boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat, and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, A U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the terrorist in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a coke." The Marine replied "Don't get up. I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it for you."
As soon as he left, one of the terrorists picked up the Marine's shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other terrorist said, "That looks good, I'd really like one too." Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone, the other terrorist picked up the Marine's other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.
As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his Neighbors, "Why does it have to be this way? How long must this go on? This fighting between us? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"
Phil:
ReplyDeleteTake away the plane, and change the characters slightly, and you've got the makings of another SOUTH SIDE story.
I'm just sayin'...
(they do it because they CAN, and can get away with it)
Stay safe
Phil-
ReplyDeleteI just don't how much longer I can put up with all these obscenities.
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Okay, Bob, you say this reminds you of your neighborhood. I understand what they're doing to spit in your shoes. I'm just curious though, who's can you been p***ing in? - LOL
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I know, I'm a bad influence on the local blogosphere. I really should learn to use *** more often. That way, readers can only blame themselves if they figure it out.
Merry Christmas Guys
HAHAH!!! Great post ^.^ Thanks for posting. And as for 'language' censorship, life isn't pretty, and to pretend otherwise is to ruin a perfectly good joke!
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