Dear Sir or Ma’am;
I am currently unable to pay my bills due to circumstances beyond my control. It seems my government keeps taxing me and printing out new money. The first action leaves me further in debt to my government (more accurately, to foreign governments), the second action devalues my current savings and income. I am simply unable to keep up and must therefore default on my payments until such time as the federal government decides to bail me out.
I do realize that my actions here will cause hardship for you. I sympathize with your circumstances and would like to offer a remedy. It is my understanding that the government is largely handing out my money to corporations who already have lot of money, and now they are being given even more. I seems to me that the opportunity exists for you to appeal to them for financial assistance.
A partial list of these corporations includes: JP Morgan, $25 Bil.; Citigroup, $25 Bil.; Wells Fargo, $25 Bil.; Bank of America, $15 Bil.; Bank of New York Mellon, $3 Bil.; Capital One Financial, $3.55 Bil.; Fifth Third Bancorp $3.45 Bil.
Sincerely, An American Taxpayer
This letter was sent to all of my creditors, which includes JP Morgan, Citigroup, Wells Fargo, Bank of America, Bank of New York Mellon, Capital One Financial and Fifth Third Bancorp.
i am sendign a copy of this to everyone calling me in order to collect a debt. Of course, I will customize
ReplyDeleteI think I made a few spelling errors that you might correct as well. Wuldent wunt dem tinkin we was ignurunt and stooped.
ReplyDeleteOn second thought, never mind the spelling. It appears they (and our guberment) already think this.
So, when are we going to see another post?
ReplyDeleteDon't tell me the neeighborhood got quiet?
LOL
Actually, the neighborhood is extremely quiet. I think that is mostly due to the weather, but I will say that I have also seen the police here quite often recently, so maybe it's the combination of heat and cold.
ReplyDeleteMy lack of posts is mostly due to personal reasons. I have plenty of old stories to tell still, but I just don't have much time. Of course, that doesn't stop me from reading and posting on other's blogs still, but that usually takes less time. I planned to do a post about the kid who was murdered just after Christmas. He was a regular here all last summer and I have plenty of stories to tell about him and how he interacted with me and the police.
I am also looking at the camera system to figure out how to connect it to the computer. I am not going to do a live link, but there may be some interesting stuff that is worth showing at times.
Phil:
ReplyDeleteIf you go to your account info, you can find a way to change your email address...
I found it the other day by accident.
Just thought you might want to know.
B.G.
Thanks Bob, I hadn't had a chance to check on that yet.
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